twitter帳號WeRateDogs專門為網友傳來的狗狗照片打分,但是卻有很多人傳來「不是狗狗」的照片,每次都讓管理員崩潰不已,提醒大家「我們只幫狗狗評分!」
以下精選了號稱為最搞笑的崩潰推文,一起看看有什麼亂七八糟的東西吧~
Guys this was terrifying. Really spooked me up. We don't rate ghosts. We rate dogs. Please only send dogs… 9/10 pic.twitter.com/EJImi1udYb
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) December 18, 2015
「這真是太嚇人了,把我都嚇壞了好不好。我們不給鬼評分。9/10分」
Stop sending in lobsters. This is the final warning. We only rate dogs. Thank you… 9/10 pic.twitter.com/B9ZXXKJYNx
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) January 22, 2016
「我們不收龍蝦的照片,這是最後警告了。9/10分」
Please only send in dogs. Don't submit other things like this pic of Kenny Chesney in a bathtub. Thank you. 9/10 pic.twitter.com/TMpDHHGspy
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) January 29, 2016
「像這樣Kenny Chesney坐在浴缸裡的相片一樣無關的投稿一律不接受。9/10分」
At first I thought this was a shy doggo, but it's actually a Rare Canadian Floofer Owl. Amateurs would confuse the two. 11/10 only send dogs pic.twitter.com/TXdT3tmuYk
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) April 17, 2017
「我一開始以為這是一隻害羞的狗狗,但這其實是一隻罕見的加拿大毛茸茸貓頭鷹,業餘愛好者經常會將兩者搞混。11/10分,我們只接受狗狗照片」
We only rate dogs. Please don't send in any non-canines like this Floppy Tongued House Panda. Thank you… 12/10 would still pet pic.twitter.com/8fX2VkExnL
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) February 24, 2017
「請不要傳吐出舌頭的家熊貓之類的無關照片過來。12/10分,我會照樣摸牠的頭就是了」
We only rate dogs… this is a Taiwanese Guide Walrus. Im getting real heckin tired of this. Please send dogs. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/49hkNAsubi
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) August 1, 2016
「這是一頭台灣導盲海象。我真的覺得很累,拜託只傳狗照片就夠了。10/10分」
Never seen a shark hold another shark like this before. Must be evolving. Both 10/10 please only send dogs though pic.twitter.com/x4IUNKV79Y
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) June 27, 2016
「從來也沒看過一隻鯊魚這樣捧著另一隻鯊魚,真是進化的奇跡。兩隻都有10/10分,再重申一次我們只收狗狗照片」
「這…是一頭暴龍。10/10分」
We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in your 31 year old sons that won't get out of your house. Thank you… 11/10 pic.twitter.com/aTU53NNUkt
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) May 25, 2016
「不要把你那個三十歲還不離家獨立的兒子照片傳給我們,謝謝。11/10分」
This is an East African Chalupa Seal. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. Thank you… 10/10 pic.twitter.com/iHe6liLwWR
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) February 26, 2016
「這是一頭東非夾餅海獅。我們只給狗評分,不要傳狗之外的圖片給我們。10/10分」
Please stop sending in saber-toothed tigers. This is getting ridiculous. We only rate dogs.
…8/10 pic.twitter.com/iAeQNueou8— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) February 10, 2016
「不要再傳劍齒虎的照片過來了,這真是越來越荒謬。8/10」
We only rate dogs. Please don't send perfectly toasted marshmallows attempting to drive. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/nvZyyrp0kd
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) May 10, 2017
「請不要傳正嘗試駕車的完美烤棉花糖過來,謝謝。13/10分」
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